“Let’s intern.” Four years after starring in a viral sketch, which put Kylo Ren on an “Undercover Boss” reality show, Adam Driver has returned to host Saturday Night Live, and in doing so, performed in a follow-up sketch titled “Undercover Boss: Where Are They Now?” “I’ll say it: I haven’t been the best boss lately,” Driver, in character as Kylo Ren, says to introduce the skit. “I’ve been a little distracted by some personal drama,” he says, referring to his actions from the last two Star Wars movies. Soon enough, Driver is redressed as “Randy,” an entry-level intern: “Time to get...
“SNL” returned this weekend. Saturday Night Live returned this weekend with musical guest Halsey, but the most notable musical performance came during the episode’s “Weekend Update” segment, where Melissa Villaseñor tackled this year’s Best Picture nominations in a series of “white male rage” songs. Villaseñor begins her song for Joker describing what she feels is only ostensibly the film’s plot, before announcing “the thing that this movie is really about,” which is “white male rage.” Colin retorts by saying “I don’t remember that song in Joker, and I watch that movie every day while I work out.” She goes on to hit The Irishman, Jojo...
“We at a black billionaires brunch.” – Diddy If you’re at the Roc Nation brunch, you’ve probably made it. For example, Megan Thee Stallion and Griselda were in attendance this year, which comes as no surprise when you consider how much success they saw in 2019. If you were at this prestigious Grammy weekend event, you would look around the room, maybe see Beyoncé, and notice that you were solely surround by influential and wealthy people. This environment is likely what motivated Diddy and Kevin Hart to give inspirational toasts to their peers. “It’s 2020 y’all and it’s different than...
Duck down. As Busta Rhymes famously declared, It Ain’t Safe No More. Florida has always been a choose-your-own-adventure book incarnate, with (mis)adventure seemingly arising at every turn. You may recall that a full-scale reptilian invasion left Floridian streets in a state of disarray; it got so bad that the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission declared open season on the loveable critters. And that they did. Unfortunately, Iguanas have been theorized–albeit by no credible studies whatsoever– to be grudgeholders. It was only a matter of time before they struck back. Joe Raedle/Getty Images Warnings have been circulating advising locals to be on the lookout...
It’s mauve. Don’t get it messed up. Jay-Z must feel at the peak of his power while walking around the annual Roc Nation brunch. He sees an empire he built, and sees how he can gather many of music’s most talented and successful people. He sees the careers for which he helped pave the way. He sees that he’s a veteran in the game, but still standing at the centre of the it. Therefore, if Hov walks around the Grammy weekend affair with a slight air of grandeur, it’s totally understandable. As Jay was leaving the party with Beyoncé and...
Look everyone, Cardi and Offset are being inappropriate again. You can always depend on these two to keep things interesting at a public event. On Saturday night, Cardi B and Offset attended the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala, where Diddy was honoured with the Grammys Salute to Industry Icons. Among those in attendance at the star-studded event were the industry’s finest like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, and Cardi and Offset decided to give them all a show on the red carpet. The permanently horny couple posed together, Cardi the point of focus as usual as she showed off her impressive boob job in a super low-cut, plunging...
Another case of the deadly disease has been discovered in the United States. A third case of the Coronavirus has been discovered in the United States. The new virus that has killed over 50 people in China and infected just under 2000, has been diagnosed in a patient in Orange County, California. The patient had recently traveled from Wuhan, China, a city with a population of 11 million where the disease is most prominent. “The current risk of local transmission remains low,” The Orange County Health Care Agency’s Communicable Disease Control Division said in a statement, according to USAToday. “There is...
“It may have been worst day of my life.” Now that Tinashe is riding such a high, she is willing to openly discuss her lower points. In November, she released her fourth album, Songs For You, her first project released independently since splitting from RCA Records. It’s been greatly received by fans and critics, and Tinashe can enjoy knowing that she bet on herself and won big. On Saturday (Jan. 26), she attended the prestigious Roc Nation brunch – another sign that she is thriving. While there, Tinashe told reporters about her struggles following her breakup from Ben Simmons. Tinashe and the NBA...
Oh, ok. Makes perfect sense. Lewis Capaldi had a very creative analogy for his first ever Grammy nomination, as a response to getting asked how the “Song Of The Year” nod feels. Unlike most nominees for prestigious awards, who would likely just ramble on about how honoured they are to even be considered, Lewis took the inquiry quite literally, describing to the Access Hollywood interviewer the very physical, relatable feeling that this nomination has given him. “You know what? If I could describe it. It’s like…imagine, right, eating a whole chicken parm. Imagine eating a whole chicken parmesan. Lying down. What’s on your TV? ‘Game of Thrones’ before...
Dustin Shomer’s condo and vehicle were raided. Graffiti tagger Dustin Shomer has been arrested in connection with the “Penis Man” taggings in Pheonix, Arizona. As of Thursday, the New Times reports that 38 locations have been tagged with the words “Penis Man.” Both private and public buildings, porta-potties, and other objects have all been smeared with the ominous branding. Tempe police released a statement to the New Times alleging Shomer is “responsible for multiple graffiti incidents of ‘Penis Man’ throughout the City of Tempe and across Arizona State University as well.” For such, he was “booked into the Tempe City Jail...