Young Thug has a dirty penis. That's at least what he told fans on Instagram this week.
The rapper went on a lengthy rant regarding the difficultly he has maintaining a clean penis. He explains that no matter how frequently he baths, his penis comes out dirty every time. Check out the full transcript of his absurd Instagram story below:
I don't even have sex every day. So, like OK, yesterday, I woke up at like 5:00 in the evening. I took a bath at 5:30. Today I woke up at 2:00, I took a bath at 2:00. So that means I took a bath 12 hours ago. Every time I take a bath, my body be clean. But every time I wash my dick there be dirt on it. But I ain't have sex, I ain't do nothing. I ain't eat shit. I just go chill. Might go to Dukem's spot chill, go home go to sleep. Next day, I wake up take a bath, my dick be dirty. There always be dirt on the top. I think I just got a permanently dirty dick.
Young Thug is fresh off a new collaborative mixtape with Chris Brown, which you can check out here.
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Drake Showers His Mother With Love On Her 60th Birthday
“Happy Birthday to my incredible mother” – Drake.
Drake is showing love to the woman who made it all possible for him, his mother. Yesterday, January 28th was Sandi Graham’s 60th birthday, and to celebrate it her son Drake decided to shower her with love on Instagram.
Sharing a picture of his crib decked out in birthday balloons, which spells out “happy birthday,” Drizzy wrote a short, heartfelt caption along with it, wishing his “incredible” mother a happy birthday.
“Happy Birthday to my incredible mother” – Drake simply wrote.
The yearly shout out isn’t anything news from Drizzy as he’s been known to give Sandi a birthday shout in years past, but not every birthday is her 60th. And more importantly, most years don’t happen to fall on a day after the world is mourning the loss a mega celebrity like Kobe Bryant, so that makes all the more meaningful this time around. Check out his birthday shout out from a couple years back (below).
